you have GOT to be kidding me.

Read THIS

yes. you read correctly.

somehow, a kid died of the flu. and i guess a third of the kids in school called in sick with the flu. which, admittedly, is a lot. seattle school district's solution? SHUT DOWN SCHOOL! woohoo! let's go out and play - it's a flu day!

bear in mind these kids will already be in school through, like, mid-july because of snow, ice, and wind days. they just showed a girl on the news going back to school stating that she was "scared" because some kids were coughing last week and she was afraid people would come back to school before they were totally better. SHE IS SCARED OF GETTING THE FLU.

oh, also, they disinfected the entire school over the weekend.

it's not BIRD flu. it's not west nile virus. it's not tuburculosis.

it's fucking influenza. i have made it through it at least once nearly every single winter for the last 28 years. suck it up, for god's sake.

i am so lonely here.

i miss having weekly standing plans. the only one here who does that with me is david. i am tired of being sad and feeling alienated in this foreign land.

everyone needs a little michael o.

if you haven't already been properly introduced, go here.

and now, from michael, in memory of anna nicole smith:


From:
GothicZartan
Date:
Feb 9, 2007 7:19 AM
Subject
anna nicole smith was a pig
Body:
I'm going to miss anna nicle smith, she was such a pig, I remember her grabbing a pig before she become one and got fat and died yesterday.I'm going to miss that big fat pig anna smith.

shameless self-promotion.

my birthday is in a month and a half. and i'm not going to lie. i like presents.

this is not to say i EXPECT presents. but i do indeed like receiving them.

therefore, if you feel you MUST purchase me something, i have made it easy.

http://froogle.google.com/shoppinglist?a=SWL&id=dbe9174b2de80ed2b63d261e8c5d83feb2ec28f

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/E77V2HXS8GQ3/

http://flaxart.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/WFS/Flax-FlaxArt-Site/en_US/-/USD/ViewWishlist-Dispatch;pgid=73ASY0Ya.8U000cmoI2ZC3AH0000Qb497iKv?View=View&ForeignScopeID=InnAqAq3TpgAAAEGR0kzUqcn

http://www.sephora.com/registry/list.jhtml?giftlistId=gl275394626

girls night pictures are in!

and the results are.... SUCCESS. if that means getting incredibly wasted and hit on by numerous men.

poo on those of you who live in the area who couldn't be bothered to come. we had more fun without you anyhow.

and i'm proud to be an american, where at least i know i'm free (to look at child porn)

kitty kate says:
A global child pornography ring involving 2,361 suspects in 77 states has been smashed by Austrian police.

Officials said 607 of the suspects who paid for child porn on the internet were in the US, 466 in Germany, 114 in France and 23 in Austria.

kitty kate says:
um, good job US. way to impress the rest of the world, yet again.

David says:
U S A! U S A! we're always number one!

(full article HERE)

i'm not pretty enough to pull off a bad haircut.

and sadly, that is what i have. and i don't think there is any way to fix it. so i am just crying.