please tell me.

do people actually wear those cracktacular american apparel outfits? and pay their outrageous prices? please.

but.... i don't understand.

There's this commercial for match.com. A handsome black man states that he likes all-American food, like cheeseburgers. He then does an idiotic little dance, complete with yips, whilst they do the match.com spiel. At the end, he bites into a Hostess cupcake and tells us it's good.

What?

east coast.

i miss you.

i'm coming.

6/15 - 7/2

I am so jealous.

I am so jealous of people who seem to have become famous simply for having blogs. I mean my sister just sent me a link to a video on Defamer, and it featured this girl Molly McAleer. All I can find out about her is that she has a blog. And it's a good blog. I mean, on the very first page she knocks someone for using the wrong version of "you're". That's my kind of blog.

And okay, so when I was young I wrote poems and short stories like a fucking fiend. I really thought I might become a writer one day. Then the Prozac kicked in, and now I am too busy to channel my depression into creativity.

But I could still write about my life, right? I mean, I am vaguely interesting and mildly amusing. Perhaps I too could achieve some small-scale fame through my blog. I am over MySpace - I almost can't believe now that I was ever under it - but hell, I still have funny anecdotes to relate! I still have amusing things to vent about! I still have four cats! That last one may or may not be pertinent.

So I am going to try to start blogging at a minimum every other day. Yeah, that's right. Watch out Molly McAleer. I may not have your mad blogging skillz yet, but just you wait. Just you motherfucking wait.

This is the saddest I have felt in a long time.

30's not so good.

O beautiful, for spacious skies...

This would be ONE reason why I don't give a shit if she's female like me, I still ain't voting for her.

i wish i had a best girlfriend here.

sadly, it was watching degrassi the next generation with dahveed that made me so nostalgic.

maybe i'll place a craigslist ad.