Wednesday, March 28, 2007

further evidence of my vampirism.

i just tried to give blood. you may remember i was refused last time due to low blood iron.

i immediately commenced taking iron supplements. this time my blood sank to the bottom of the blue liquid like a stone. HOORAY!

then they moved me to a table and... i wouldn't bleed.

out of the left arm came... nothing. not a drop of blood.

out of the right arm came a drip so slow that the blood taker declared it pointless and took the needle out. she then informed me that my veins are tiny and "roll-y".

i give up. i will just have to be satisfied with being an organ donor.

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